My new series

Ok I am going to try and start a new series about things I learn at my job. Now for those of you who don't know I work in a grocery store in the general merchandise department, which basically consist of all the items I would rather not deal with ie, tampons, douches, laxative...etc. Needless to say I have to deal with a lot of shitty ass things and I need a place to vent them so I figured why not share with the internet community. I am not a writer so if there are spelling errors or grammatical errors I really don't care. If you feel the need to troll about said things well you can just go fuck yourselves and you need a new hobby. So lets begin shall we :D